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29 October 2007
Subject: How to Make a Woman Happy
Time: 08:50:00 o'clock GMT
Author:  stijoan


How to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food



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  • #6 Comment from ukgal36 
    07/11/07 13:16 | Permalink
    Girl it is freezing here today!!!
    Lyn
    http://journals.aol.com/ukgal36/Britsblog/
  • #5 Comment from mzgoochi 
    29/10/07 17:41 | Permalink
    LMAO!! Good luck!

    Lahoma
  • #4 Comment from jeadie05 
    29/10/07 15:31 | Permalink
    Lol lol very good Jo hope you are all well ,love Jan xx
  • #3 Comment from ally123130585918 
    29/10/07 11:58 | Permalink
    Joanne that's very funny and I am sure we could think of one or two more things to add to that list ~  laughed at how to make a man happy ~ Ally x
  • #2 Comment from aniracj 
    29/10/07 10:32 | Permalink
    Oh how true....and I am sure there are loads more things to add to it!!!! How's tricks? Hope all is well with you sweetheart, it's nice to see an entry from you love Joan
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