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01:51:19 o'clock GMT
Feeling Chillin'

hey,

i've  not updated for soooo long, i have neglected this journal completely, may be i will start visiting again, its good to put things down in wriiting kinda thereputic, not a lot has changed in my life really, well i'm on the verge of divorce, i suppose you could say thats quite a big change, things are rather grim if anything, christmas is 17 ish days away and i've yet to buy a single thing, i'm sooooo broke right now, paydays come and go and i barely get to see the cash by the time all my bills get paid, i guess i'm having one of life's learning curves right now, when this mess is all done and dusted i will be a better person, bankrupt, maybe, heartbroken, probabley, homeless, its a possibility, life experience, am expert, a better person? watch this space lol.

well worse things happen at sea so they say, the boys are all well, and though i'm lacking in a few vital brain cells i got my health (that doesnt include my mental health!), so i suppose its chin up and onwards we go, ................oh wish i could of updated this with a lighter note but never mind i'm sure i will think of something hilarious to write about soon, hope your all well come back soon xxxxxxxxxxx

shelly xx

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07:08:09 o'clock GMT
Feeling Mischievous
Hearing none sound broke ????

hello long time, no see, not been here for ages to up date, i think i was writing abit much really, understament of the fookin yer.lol anyway not been up too much,....well thats a lie got loads to tell you, but not all in one blog eh?, i,ve started to use psp and make a few tags they are very basic at the moment but hopefully i will get better as time goes on, may even get a load of them on here or another page  ya just neva know. Well i went to see GLC in the port' init lol in december, and they were top banana! i just love em! the lyrics crack me up and its just so newportonian its funny!! the web site is brill you  can have a spliff rolling race with adam hussain, or race eggsy round the supermarket really funny, safe factor:safe as fuck!! lol u nose it, this is the kinda stuff you'll have to put up with for a bit till i got them outta my system lol go check out the link have fun .........take it easy shelly xxxxxx

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05:04:49 o'clock GMT
Feeling Mischievous
Hearing none

its me, how's one and all,

do you know that for weeks now i've had loads of things i've wanted to blog about, and all these little snippits of life i want to tell you about and a good few times i sat down and started writing but some thing happens before i finish and its that crap moment when you think "shall i just save this bit so i dont lose it" but you dont really want to put up half a blog in case you dont get time to finish it soon, so you just cancel and then the moments gone and next time you start one the thing you were gonna write about before has lost its appeal, so you start a new subject and it happens again!!! i seem to have done this loads lately and now i'm sat here with no one to bother me i just cant seem to think what to write about!! well isnt that just f****g typical, i should be sound asleep in bed, but kierans not well and the two little ones are in our bed cause the fireworks were scaring them, so i got kicked in the back, the side, the belly, toes digging in my bum, my ear pulled all while balancing on the seam around the edge of the bed lol so i gave up and here i am, i think ill tell you first about my week, i had to go on a course for work this week which meant leaving the house at 8 in morn delivering children to appropriate places and catching a train then a bus to a place i never heard of. got off to a bad start, kieran got off to school fine, connor goes to a private nursery he got off fine too, so me and harley headed to his nursery who also do exstended day care, so armed with his lunch box wearing  his cute uniform, we arrived to an empty building, no lights, no other mums, but we were early so we waited and still so sign of life i realised that they werent opening, i'm sure i must have a news letter somewhere informing me of this teacher training!!, panic sets in i got 15 mins to make my train, i ring tony, hes the other end of the country, ring mum, shes at my brothers waiting for builders and refuses to help, ring tony again to slag off mum, ring work and inform them of dilema, god i hate mondays!! seriously though it always happens to me, i know that when i ring work with these situations they must get really pissed off with me, they never show it and they always try and help, but they must think for gods sake woman cant you just work with out so many traumas, my manager told me to ring my area manager and god do i hate doing that, as i was dialling the numbermy stomach was doing sumersaults, but when i told her the situation even if she was annoyed she didnt show it, i promised to try and make it to the course and she said she would ring and let them know i would be late, great just great, a whole group of nervous people i never met waiting for my arrival before they can begin, no pressure then!!!, you prob wondering why i say they are all nervous, but you know how it is, work send you on these things and noone has ever met before, you have to be well informed to be there but your tc never had enough time to spend with you, so they arm you with sketchy info a "you'll be fine" wink, and a "good luck with the exam" farwell "A WHAT?" did she just say exam, i cant sit an exam, no one mentioned that to me!!, this is what makes me slightly nervous, you have no idea how well informed the others willl be, you dont want to seem thick, and until you get there and meet them, it just seems daunting, well for me anyway lol i heard somewhere that some people actually like to do this!! you know go on courses and stuff!! must be mad or organised!! lol, coming back to my problem of harley in tow, i felt so sorry for him stood with his scooby-doo lunch box with his nutella sarnies in lol, he was just stood looking at me as i frantically rang people who i thought could help me out, with harley being the really shy one of the three this narrows my list to 3 people 2 of who were working and a mum who refuses to help with babysitting, I took a chance to ring my cousin who normally works but she saved the day, she had the day off and she drove to pick him up in her nightie lol god bless her, made a mad dash for the train i missed two but one was to leave shortly to my destination, hhmmm could things be going my way?? yeah in my dreams, train was packed the bloke sat next to me stunk of cats piss, i coughed and accidently wet myself, (this is happening far too often!!)and a button had come off my blouse so you could see my bright pink bra!!, caught the wrong bus, had to get a taxi, but i did arrive in one piece thank the lord!!. nobody was too bothered about the late arrival, and so the course began, and can you belive i actually enjoyed it, i learnt loads of things, i know thats why i went but usually you learn a tiny bit and just sit and listen to a load of yawn my god i cant stay awake crap the rest of the time, but this time i was quite eager, and i enjoyed all the learning, we sat a revision test on the 3rd day which i failed, and the tutor said we could sit the real thing that afternoon, he asked if we all felt ready and said we could wait another day if we wanted, all eyes were on me, i knew they were all eager to get it done so i said i would go for it, god it was nerve racking because i really wanted to pass, i finished and then double checked it all and handed it over, waiting for result was tense, but guess what i bloody passed!! yeehaa!!oh i'm chuffed, lots of my work mates find the work really easy, but i have always really had to try hard to come to grips with lots of things, working in a bookmakers probably seems easy to most but there is so much to learn, just the bets themselves you need a genius to know them all and when i first began there i never thought i would learn them but i have and i'm so pleased, i really love the job, since i left hairdressing which is about 5 years ago, i have had some really shit jobs, and i hated going to work, but when the kids are babies and child care costs a bomb, you have to work when you can which in my case was when tony was home which for me meant evening jobs, i did everything from working in an off licience, a supermarket, a chip shop and bar work to name a few, and i never liked any of them, when i went to work for william hill, i started off in the summer and worked the evening racing, then we found a nursery to take the boys 2 days a week, so it meant i could work days which was so much easier, looking after the boys all day then going to work when they went to bed was really hard, not just physically but for me and tony too as we never spent any time together, you may wonder why i didnt go back to hairdressing as my day job, the main reason was the money, as hairdressers earn crap money, its a sad but true fact that for a qualified profession, you earn less per hour  stacking shelves in a supermarket. unless you own the salon you will never be rich. Have i told you that i used to have my own salon, yes me the loon, dont worry lots of people struggle to imagine this situation, but its very true, i opened it feb 98, the salon was called images, its decor was black and white, well that was the basis of it, but some of the equipment did need updating, but i had to get up and running first, and i threw myself in to it, the first month was so slow, and it was worring had i done the right thing, but i felt sure it would work and month by month my appt. book started to look full, and things were going really well, this is it i thought, i can only grow and build on this i had a good reputation as a hairdresser, and i'm not one to blow my own trumpet, but i had worked hard over the years and built up a good clientel who stayed loyal, just when i started to really belive in the future of the salon i found out i was pregnant with kieran, and try as i might to keep the salon open it just was'nt stable enough after 7mths to employ someone to run it for me, i know how it is when people are left in charge and i've seen people take advantage of these situations and besides who would take care of your growing buisness as well as you would?? A good friend was going to come into partnership with me and for a short time i thought i had found the perfect answer until she came to see me and tell me she was also pregnant, theres about 6 weeks between our boys, so with a heavy heart i had to shut shop, i was gutted but i just tried to get on with my pregnancy and my future as a family. Initially i went to work for my old boss part time and stayed there until kieran was about 16 months and looking for child care became too much of a headache, firstly i went mobile but taking kieran with me stopped working when he started wrecking my customers homes lol, so i packed it in and said thats it, i give up no more hairderessing, i do still do a bit but its not an income i just do it now for friends and family, and i'm a bookmaker by profession, well not literally, i dont make books lol but if you want a 50p yankee then i'm your girl, yes yes lol i know my yankees from my heinz and after this week and my sucsessful result i know my rule 4's from my tricast consolations, i hope i have confused you because obviously it makes me look knowledgable, if you know what i'm on about you either work for a bookies or you got a gambling problem lol, shit i cant remember where i was going with this one, oh just read blog so far and for a couple of lines there i'm quite serious, you see i'm just developing mentally all the time lol or do i mean i'm just developing my mental side, hhmm lol now i'm confused does that mean the same, depends which way you read it, but that said how many ways can you read one sentence, lets not go there lol i just wrote about 6 lines of shite about reading differently but fortunatley i read it before i carried on and had the sense to delete it. god is this a really long blog or what next time i'll pop back sooner so you dont have to sit still for so long on the next one, i've not even told you about my holiday yet, yes the hillbillies on tour, i shal save it for another day, or no i may aswell tell you now, it was a joke, off you go, go pour a vodka have a drink on me,...............i hope you enjoyed this very long entry....................please leave a comment for me if you have any interest left in your pc after that lol.......................and do drop by again...love, loads of it to anyone who visits..............thanks a million............bye for now.............keep smiling..........take care.............SHELLY xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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12:08:57 o'clock BST
Feeling Happy
Hearing watching tv

hi,

just a quickie to update the diet situation, i've been very good, even took salad to work for my lunch yesterday, and had a couple of slices of turkey with it, it was ok , a bit boring but i did eat it all and i took my 2l bottle of water with me which i sipped all day, mmmm imppressive eh?, i was feeling really posotive all day until, one of the regular customers came up to the counter and said  " have you been on holiday shelly?" i tthought he was asking me this as i have been off for about 6 weeks because i had a terrible kidney infection, so i said "no i just needed some time off as i been ill" he replied " the reason i asked is that you've got a bit plump" well i'm not often lost for words but i felt really embbarressed, he carried on "i wont say the fat word cause i know that will upset you" me: "YOU JUST SAID IT AND YOU'VE ALREADY UPSET ME"   "now now " he said  " i havent upset you i'm just being honest" "dont you know that you should never mention a womans weight to her if she put it on" i said and then to add insult to injury he said ........ wait for it  "dont worry i still love the side of a house" which incase nobody is familiar with that saying is used to refer to  a fat person as in  "god look at her shes like the side of a house" now i'm quite good at giving as good as i get in my job you need to be, i work in a bookies and its like working in a pub with out the beer they go next door for that and get slowly pissed as the day goes by, but he really did upset me not in a tearful way but i spent the rest of the day feeling really self consious and hating myself thinking everybody behind the counter was just thinking look how fat she is, my concentration went and my work went to pot, its a diffucult job and i was in charge of the till and the payout and i need to concentrate to keep a track of all the money and when it came to cashing up i couldnt make anything balance, my manager said "go and have a fag out the back forget what bill said to you and come and cash up again", i felt really embbaressed and when i was having my fag told myself that this is it now until i start to lose the weight  i will feel this insecure and i cant let myself feel like this all the time, so in a way his comment has made me all the more determined to succeed, now let me just warn you that does not give anybody a free will to write comments calling me a fat bastard lol it wont inspire me, it will piss me off and i will hate you !!!!!!! lol, so here goes for another good day on my diet, also i got a dance mat for the playstation and one game has aerobics, it also has competitions you can enter so i aim to be the best on that lol!! gonna leave you now......................take care ......................love the fat bastard xxxxxxx..................................

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20:38:46 o'clock BST
Feeling Mischievous
Hearing watching the bill

hi, i hope your all well lol i love the way i address you all as though i have a huge audience, well in my head i do, so hope your all ok, what? i beg your pardon? lol its one of the peeps in my head, i told them to be quite when i'm trying to write, obviously they dont want to listen lol anyone reading this must think i'm certified mad, they wouldnt be far wrong.

well i've not updated in a while as we had another bloody virus (that bloody word was for you trishbrown hope its tame enough for you), yes this virus must have been the mother of all viruses as it wiped everything from the pc even windows went and its taken us nearly a year to get back on line, obviously thats a lie it just feels like that long lolol ive really missed being on line, i didnt realise how much communicating i actually do through the pc, and i really missed my journals, its quite theraputic writing things down, how i dont really know its just good to be able to write stuff thats roaming around my head and it relives tony of having me talking non stop lol.

your probally all wondering how thin i am by now, well wait for it  can i have a drum roll please................................i put on 5 lbs!!!!!!!!!! tut tutut, yes i hang my head in shame, i just fell by the way side yet again but not one to be beaten, i joined weight watchers last night, and i've been really good today, so thats one day forward and i've made a meal plan for tommorrow oooohh i'm feeling chuffed about that one, its hard to plan meals when you have a busy life like myself, i'm so unorganised, and i'm always rushing here there and every where you can prob tell that from the way i write my journals lol, but i just find it so hard to try and plan tommorrow, i sat through the class last night and one lady was telling us how she makes point free soup and freezes it in individual containers ready for the following week, it sounds easy doesnt it, NO this is hows it sounds in my head: oh god, i'll have to read the recipie if i get time, then i'll have to write a shopping list and try not to lose it between my house and the supermarket, buy ingrdients and may be get a few bits in for the kids and hubby, shall i write those things on the list or shall i just pick things up as i go around, or maybe tony could do that shopping, ok then i'll have to try and and make the soup when can i do that ? working tommorrow no time then, next day? no promised deb (my sister) i would go over and help her sort things out, when can i do it ??? oh bollocks i have salad this week!!! that is how my mind ticks over i need help dont i, lol this is how i am about most things in my life, but i survived 32 years like it, and sometimes i can be very determined, this is going to be one of those times, i can feel it in my bones, so dont panick for me, pray for me maybe, visualise me being thin and will me to succeed and i will, if i have time in the morning i'm going to pop to the gym, i heard you laugh then!! so wish me luck   AGAIN!! and i promise to be good ..........................thanks for popping by .................take care ......................love shelly ...........xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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22:52:01 o'clock BST
Feeling Hopeful
Hearing none

hello

well i decided to share my boring diet with you all as i hope it wiil make me work a bit harder. You know how it is you notice your clothes getting a bit tighter but you dont worry too much then you can no longer do you zips up, well i'm past that stage i got no clothes to fit me i hate looking in the mirror and i'm sick of hearing myself moan, so i must do something about it, i stood on my scales and i'm mortified too mortified too tell you what i weigh but give me a couple of weeks and i will tell you i have to lose a bit first though, so the plan is to follow a low fat diet and execise any good tips are welcomed i'm willing to try anything failing that i will have to start saving for liposution and a tummy tuck, i just wish that losing it was as easy as putting it on but never mind nice positive thoughts now (mm chocolate, crisps ) i mean yuck how could people eat them all that silky choccy  sickly i meant to say lol this is gonna be easy, no i'm joking i really need to go for it, it's getting me down a bit and its not doing me any favours health wise i noticed that running around after the kids i get really worn out and out of breath, today we went to the boating lake, the boys took a ball and as soon as we arrived they wanted to play football as always i'm goalie, now i know i'm bias but kieran the oldest who's six he really is good at football, not that i would be able to tell, but tony has always gone on about it since he could kick a ball and i always thought it was a dad thing, but tony was a very good player when he was young he had trials for man u, stoke and tranmare, but the goal keeper jumped on his leg and broke his leg so badly that he had 3 operations and was on crutches for over 2 years which brought an end to his dreams of playing professional football, when we go home to ireland his family always tell me all about his footie days and how he was nearly a pro just too think that we coulda been posh and becks but a bit fatter lol aaahh love him when we sit and talk about it i've asked how bad it makes him feel when he thinks about it and he said no i dont feel bad because i would never have come to wales to work and i wouldnt have met you, but being of the female spiecies i had to argue as i'm a beliver in fate and i said no we were meant to be together so if you were a footballer we would have met another way he said ah yes oohh and we would be rich looking at each other we bothsaid fucking goalie! in fact thats prob why he sticks me in goals so he can blast the ball at me and he really does slam it mind no allowences cause i'm a stupid girl, well i actually getting quite good at it so getting back to the subject maybe kieran follows me not tony, when kieran joined a club the coach kept telling us us good he was and encouraging us to make sure he practised so i realised that it wasnt just tony but kieran really is quite a little player, so when we play footie with the boys we have to play proper football, cause tony teaches kieran all the different ways to control the ball, but they cant get goals past me, mainly because as they approach the goal they just start laughing at me which puts them off ( yes i got a few tactics of my own) i take my goalie position like a star shape and i get a bit cocky, "bring it on" and i think they laugh not because i'm funny but i look like a twat. the scene today was as follows: goal post, me, harley and connor found another ball in the car so they were just firing goals at me and i have to clap cheer and run for their ball,dog on lead which connor got tangled around the goal post, my bag round my neck and tony and kieran running at me like steam trains but do i panic no not me well not so much when kieran fires the ball although that hurts a bit, if tony looks to be scoring then i will admit i do feel like a girl (yes i know i am one but you know i go from being brave to getting panicky and screamish)and my arms do funny things and i bend my legs not that it hurts any less lol but i often dont see it coming, its not so bad i enjoy it loads and i'm learning a bit about it which will help with 3 boys as i dont suppose i'll ever win a vote who wants to watch eastenders against a football match again, today i done quite a bit of running around and i was so worn out, that on the way back in the car i decided thats it, i got to lose weight, once the three of them are all running round playing football with tony i dont want to be stuck on my arse on the grass cause  i cant keep up i want to be there running around with them. so from the morning on wards its lettuce lettuce lettuce for me, so i must go now so i can eat the entire contents of the fridge and the cupboards before my diet begins...................... i am joking.................lol no i'm not  i think i will go and have a pick just cause i can.............maybe i snack on a carrot...........lolol like f**k will i theres still chocolate cake left must go finish it before bed time.............................be good...................love shelly.......xx....

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16:31:10 o'clock BST
Feeling Mischievous
Hearing meooowwwwnnn grand prix on tv lol

well hello you all,

thought i would up date my exsistance with all the gory details of my night out on friday.

my buddy cath went to australia for 3 weeks and arrived home thursday, like the good mate she is the first message i reciecieved was as follows 'fancy going out tonight?' me: oh go on then, i'm sure you can all appreciate we had lots of gossip to catch up on and what better way than over few vodka's

so we met at 8 o'clock (in the evening even i cant drink that early  in the morning!!) we walked to the local and sank a few vodka's, then we headed in to town to meet up with a few more buddies, after a good few drinks i was happily pissed, which in my case i really should have taken it easy but that would be boring so being the good sport that i am  the next round i bought i ordered a couple of after shocks, took them back to the table and was met wiith a cheer and a little round of applause, necked them down so off went cath to order a few more, then it was helen's round swiftly followed by susie, at this point kerry was sick and dissapered (she went home phah woosie) she had the last laugh belive you me!! and so the night went onwe had a good old boogie on down and then got chucked out the bouncers saying c'mon girls i'm sure you all got homes to go to besides we closed half hour ago, funny i could still here the music, lol oh no its me singing can remember what happened to the girls but me and cath started to walk home ( i have no reasonable explanation as to why we belived we could still walk)the next few lines of snippits as i remember them: walking, laughing, lying on the floor, police?? caths brother in law, the rest is a blank!!

Tonys explanation the next day after talking to caths husband on the phone, i came in and he was lying on the sofa, i tripped over and head butted him (lol wanted to do that for ages!!)then i fell off sofa and hit my head on the floor, he said i got up and then the next minute iwas lying bollock naked on the floor, he took me up to bed and when i woke up the next day i had an army of gorilla's doing the can can in my head, tony was stood over me sniggering i should of head butted him again !! he said that the police knocked caths door and said get down to the cenataph and pick your wife up off the floor or we'll arrest her and her drunken mate i think that  must have been me?? godhow bolshy were they, well gary could'nt come cause they got kids so he told the police he would ring his sister, when they turned up they said me and cath we sat next to one another on the floor propped up against the wall and we were both asleep ( its a long walk from town and we were just having a rest) this is quite a regular occurance for trudy and craig to pick us up when we are pissed i love those two people, just to change the subject for a mo, one time in the middle of winter we were sat waiting for a taxi it was freezing cold and i was holding a kebab which i promised tony i would fetch him home, our taxi didnt turn up and it was getting really late i was going on about the kebab going cold so again we rang good old trudy and craig, they turned up and i dropped the kebab as i was getting in the car so trudy got out and help me scoop it up off the floor i was most concerned about it?!!!, i rearranged it in the car and showed it to cath who agreed it looked as good as new trudy and craig were just sniggering at us they dropped me off and as i walk up to my door i turned to wave holding the kebab out in front of me balancing it on one hand i fell smashed in to the door and the kebab went all over me, when tony came to the door to see what all the banging was about i was stood there with lettuce hanging off my ears and the kebab was all over me!! oh we still have a good laugh over that craig still cries when he tells the story lol, any way back to yesterday, tony left me !!! can you belive and went to work so i had to get up and see to the kids, god i was sick all day i could barley keep water down and every time some one rang i was just like "yeah mmm gotta go bye"rang tony and begged him to come home but the spitful soandso said no!! can you belive it, when he got home he said why did you get in such a state and i said "it was the after shock" he said why did you drink so many i replied "cause they had 5 different flavours" so you see it not my fault : advice to shot maker people Just make one flavour !  lol if any of you feel like you know me a bit from reading my previous blogs you know that i am a sensible and clean living girl lol more lies well what can i say lifes for living and you gotta have a laugh along the way if anyone has a secret hang over cure please leave recipe in comment as im going out in a fortnight and unless i can come up with a cure im not gonna drink lol i will update you all on that when it happens bye ............loveto you all.......be good......... bollocks be bad!!.............love shelly xxx

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21:50:52 o'clock BST
Feeling Loopy
Hearing watching shrek 2

hi folks,

well i'm sure i've added more entries than this, someones obviously stolen them, and they are trying to make it look like i've been slacking in the commitment department, OOOOooopps, see i warned you about my compulsive lying disorder, its ok i just took my medication, so no more lies i've not added any entries for a while except the last one and i only did that one for my group entry so sorry if you do come here to read my blogs, you see i'm trying to create another journal the one about my mystical side  i have started one but its not really how i want it, so i've not botheredto update that either, i'm having no joy with easy designer it must be the most stupid f***ing thing in computer stuff ever!!!! and i've promised myself that i will waste no more time on it so im going to try and use another web host and just put up a link or something, so thats all really, i'm off to hunt for a web host any advice would be gratfully recive

love you all (if theres any one out there)

shelly...........................xxxxxxxxxx............

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16:50:47 o'clock BST
Feeling Chillin'
Hearing usher

hi , sorry its been so long but i have been a poorly being in a right sorry state, this entry is doubling up as a group journal entry, which involves me, decribing a bit of gossip about some one famous, i really hope this doesnt get me into trouble but just incase my sincere apologies to those involved if it does!!!

well my next door neighbour whom some of you may remember me mentioning in my earlier bloggs is the sister of joe calzaghe the welsh boxing champion, now any of you who live in wales will be aware of the fact that he has been in the papers a bit of late with regards to his love life, those who dont  know click my link to his web site to find out more about him, he is a lovely bloke, a bit tasty actually mmmm.........., lol  when he visits sonia i always seem to need to pop in at about the same time, lol, well he recently split from his wife, and after a choice of thousands of women he has attached himself to a gorgeous girl  called jo-emma who is a model for page 3 and she also models lingerie (funny how tony been popping next door more than usual) we now have a scrap at the door who needs to go next door more urgently than the other!! lol, anyway back to the point,  now joe's mum jackie she is the funniest person i know she has me in stiches all the time, shes very down to earth and has a very dry sense of humour, and shes a bit shy to the fame that joe's sucsess has brought him, now for the goss god i hope this doesnt get me in to too much trouble ....on sunday jackie rang sonia and said "go and buy the star sonia and have a look and ring me straight back"

sonia knocked my door and said  "shell come have a look at this" my mums having a turn" in the star was a pic of joes girl friend modeling a sexy basque and jackie was mortified "i'll not be able to go to the shops again oh the bloody shame of it"

in between laughs sonia tried to explain that its just a job, and she earns good money doing this but jackie was having none of it  "just you wait til i see him ooh hes a little outer i cant belive hes embaressed me like this" at the mo joe is in sardinia with jo-emma visiting his family but when he gets home hes gonna get it off his mum, so being famous doesnt stop you escaping a bollocking from your mum!!

but i must add to this that jo-emmais a lovely girl, who is really down to earth and i hope i've not offended anyone by writing this  (oh-ho)

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05:33:23 o'clock BST
Feeling Mischievous
Hearing sean paul

have i got news for you oops boppppoops jhg 89tuyfuck off thank fuck for that, the wingdings again lol i couldnt change over font just now, and i thought you may like to view a few words i announced in wingding, funny language  that is,  where they from?? planet wingding?? and why are they allowed to have their language loaded and ready to go on aol... mmmm makes me wonder, any input on this will be greatfully recived, or if you are a wingding please leave a comment letting me know who the fuck you are!! sorry about the language, just a little slip of the toungue, god i cant sleep tonight i've been so restless, you know when you cant get comfy your arm aches , so you turn over  and your leg aches and you gotta keep turning the pillow cause its too hot? well that was me in bed so i thought bollocks i may as well get up and 2 fags and a cupof tea later i'm still very awake, but i know whatll happen just as my eyes are ready too droopthe alarm will go off i swear if the clock could talk it would be saying   ha ha too late dont you dare get back in that bed ya bitch, and my bed is saying come on shelly jump in, whats a girl to do??? how is it that when you get into bed, it can feel like the most uncomfortable bed in creation, but then at  7 in the morning it feels like the most comfy bed ever maid and you really dont want to get out of it who knows? and who the fuck cares??oh  sorry again, slip of the toungue!!

today i'm going to book some driving lessons lol widen the roadsi ve had a few in the past but strangley enough i had the oddest instructor, after 23 hrs of lessons i still wasnt allowed to get in car outside my house  he used to drive to a lane and i never once put the car in reverse, he just used to make me drive up and down a load of a roads, taking me in the direction of a pub he had once eaten in and the rest of the lesson he would spend telling me what he had eaten  and what his wife had eaten lol and now and again he would say "o.k. shelly i.m just gonna pop a sweet in your mouth, oh i love sweets dont  you?" lolol this is true, i remember once iwas fast approaching a roundabout and i had no idea what to do , he was waffleing on about his wife putting brown sauce on bacon butties, this is how the conversation went:

ME: tony  the roundabout? where shall i go ?

drive: so i says to my jackie slap it on love you see shelly....

ME: tony roundabout <<nod head towards roundabout>>>> what should i do, shall i use the brakes??

drive: I loves my brown sauce on me butties  now ketchup......

ME: tony i'm just gonna break ok ? what gear shall i go in, do i need to use the clutch???

drive: I can take it or leave it, but i do like it on my chips, oh love you should'nt really have stopped here this is a roundabout, you could cause an accident see love, pull off (the car!!!) and go straight across, i'll take you this way today, youll be able to see the pub me and the wife went to last weekend!!

me:AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG

seriously this  experience cos me a small fortune, and it put me off driving for a long time, but i did feel ready to try again, until i just dragged it all back up it left me scarred  and now ive opened up all the old wounds   OOHHH woe is me lol only joking folks im ready to take on the road, ill keep you posted on that  should be a laugh if nothing else, well i just heard my bed calling me so i'm gonna jump init  before the clock puts its tuppence worth in!! night morning????

take good care of yourselves........ if you get up to no good please come and tell me about it.......if your good dont bother... love to you all .......shelly xx

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