Looks may belie the man

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup as she barely got stopped before the pedestrian crosswalk.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious looking police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.' Priceless

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#11 Comment from jennyp51
21/01/08 15:45 | Permalink

Many a christian has been caught out by the fish on the back of the car. You have to walk the talk and i say this as a christian myself. Lucky i don't drive.
Jenny <><
#10 Comment from queeniemart
21/01/08 10:36 | Permalink

Guido!

OMG, awesome. LOVE this story. Some people need to read this that i know!
lj
#9 Comment from helmswondermom
21/01/08 04:38 | Permalink

Great lesson for all of us! And very funny!
Lori
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#8 Comment from preciousone25
21/01/08 01:41 | Permalink

I LOVE IT~!~!~! Gonna share this one, thanks Guido!!!!

Joann
#7 Comment from gaboatman
21/01/08 01:10 | Permalink

I got a chuckle out of this one. So true, LOL!
Sam

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