Male - chauvinism?

COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN

Yes, it's good to be a man......

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN.

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10. They have breasts.

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#9 Comment from helmswondermom
17/06/07 20:46 | Permalink

Very, very good!
Lori
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#8 Comment from jlocorriere05
17/06/07 10:06 | Permalink

So true Guido! Lol! Jeannette xx http://journals.aol.co.uk/jlocorriere05/Welcometomytravels/
#7 Comment from seraphoflove9001
17/06/07 06:15 | Permalink

LOL...Very true! :o)
Lisa
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#6 Comment from lanurseprn
17/06/07 00:39 | Permalink

LOL this was fun to read!
Pam
#5 Comment from kirkbyj05
16/06/07 22:05 | Permalink

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

Hmmmm! Yes....quite. Lol!

Enjoyed all of these Guido...who takes the time to think them all out and write them down I wonder.....?
Jeanie

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