Jakes View of Life

Hello there !   

                        This poor dog was me yesterday.  Not that I was squirted by a hydrant, no, we don`t have them in England anyway, but if we did I`m sure it would hit me right between the eyes.  That was the morning I had.

We went for our daily hike in the park.  Sandra and Jim bringing up the rear as usual.  I heard them chatting about those pesky parakeets again and Jim was clutching the camera.  The more I thought about the camera I more I was looking forward to having my photo taken, hmm, more pics for my journal I`m certain.  I like to keep my public amused.  Well, we were nearing the end of the part of the walk that is my least favourite , lead walking, and Sandra bent down and unclipped my lead.   Ah!  Freedom, now I can run and stretch my legs.   

It just happened to be at the moment when Jim, who was further on and fiddling with his camera, stopped still and started staring intently at a nearby tree.  I just had to run up to him to see what he was doing .  Off I ran over to the trees and that`s when it happened...... SQUAWK! SQUAWK!.......... Well, Jim had a angry expression on his face and he muttered a few words that were too much for my young ears but I know exactly what he meant.   I heard Sandra say` Did you get the photo then ?`.   Jim replied, ` Well I would have but for that b****y dog.  They were so close but he frightened them off !`

Now it`s my fault Sandra doesn`t have the photos for her journal entry.  It`s not even as if I can answer back, well I could of course but they can`t speak my language any more than I can speak theirs.  It`s just that I have a better understanding of humans than they have of dogs.

 And if one of those parakeets just happens to be slow taking off while I`m close by.  It had better watch out cos` Jake`s about !

                          JAKE    

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• #9 Comment from jacksj989 
  02/03/07 21:10 | Permalink

  It's a pitty about the bird photos but there will be other times.
  
  By for now,
  
  John.
• #8 Comment from bookncoffee 
  24/05/05 17:19 | Permalink

  Oh hi Jake.  I see you have not made an entry for a while.  I just found your journal entry on your master's journal.  Hope you are feeling well these days and I've heard about your lampshade.  Don't be embarrassed.  It's ok.  WE all have to have a little help now and then.  Can't be any worse than those outfits my master puts on me.  Well, off to scare some cats!  
  Take care.  Tugie the Toy P.
• #7 Comment from thefaircolleen 
  20/05/05 20:44 | Permalink

  You sound much better Jake!
• #6 Comment from westhoveterrors 
  07/05/05 08:08 | Permalink

  Good luck Jake on your operation today.  We don't know what that word means but we all luv u still!
  
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• #5 Comment from mrvincecharming 
  27/03/05 18:41 | Permalink

  Happy Easter Jake!
  
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