Make 'Em Laugh!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' 
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.  AMEN 

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• #2 Comment from kherrywine57 
  06/07/08 03:02 | Permalink

  Thant's too funny.
• #1 Comment from nhd106 
  30/06/08 16:21 | Permalink

  LOL...funny stuff!
  
  Nancy