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14 June 2008
22:58:00 o'clock BST
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “No Señora, the gardener did.”
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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22:58:00 o'clock BST
A maid went to her mistress and asked for a pay rise.
The lady was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband said so.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”
Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora, the gardener did.”
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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Very good one :)
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LOL...that was funny...thanks Jeannette...hugs,
Joyce -
Now that could be construed as bribery hee hee ..love Jan xx
28/06/08 17:41
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