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21 January 2008
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Feeling Mischievous

My Hand Has been slapped, metaphorically lol

Hello all, I got told off today (well sort of) by Jan for not posting enough lol. So here I am quilty as charged and with my hand metaphorically slapped lol. Anyway the kick up the backside actually worked for once and I finally have an entry ready, so take a seat and grab this copy of Toy Town Times, lol.

TOY TOWN TIMES

TROUBLE IN TOY TOWN

 

The quiet little hamlet of Candlewick Green has been rocked by an act of pure malice.

One of it's oldest and most productive buildings has been the subject of an arson attack. Windy Millers mill, pictured above is more tranquil times, was burnt to the ground in the attack. Fire engines from nearby Trumpton were called to the scene on Saturday night to find the mill already well ablaze.

Officers, Hugh, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb were presented with commendations for acts of bravey for there part in the rescue of Mr Miller and his cat from the burning building.

Mr Miller is recovering in hospital were his condition is said to be stable. PC Plodd is appealing for any information in respect of this attack, if you know anything he can be contacted on 999.

Article submitted by roaming reporter Rupert Bear, Pictures by Dora the Explorer.

BASH STREET ASBO

Since the introduction of metal detectors on the entrances of Bash Street high School last week, several members of the notorious gang, known as The Bash Street Kids, have been found to be on possession of weapons. These weapons are in the form of knuckle dusters and highly dangerous in the wrong hands.

All members of the gang, pictured below with blacked out eyes for legal requirements, have been handed Anti Social Behaviour Orders to prevent them meeting and it requires them to be home by 5pm each evening. They have also been suspended from the school for 2 weeks.

 

 



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