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03 May 2008
10:19:09 o'clock BST
Feeling Sad
Hearing La Paloma

Julian Grail


Death of a Friend

Pain and compassion touch us

This man’s death warns us

Tears sting our eyes

As we beat our breasts

In weary prayer

 

Human bonds that bind us

Photographs that blind us

Guilt and anger consume us

We turn to Christ

In this time of

Deep despair

 

The hope

Innocents in Paradise

Promised us

By love of God

Confuses us

As the loving Family

Comforts us

We are left

Just memories.

 

Edmund Forte



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19 April 2008
10:58:18 o'clock BST
Feeling Sad
Hearing none

DEATH


BODY FOUND IN RIVER IDENTIFIED AS POPULAR SALTASH MAN


A Saltash man who died after apparently falling off the Tamar Bridge has been named as popular community worker Julian Grail, aged 56.

A huge search operation was launched in the early hours of this morning after police received reports that a man had apparently fallen off the bridge.

A woman was driving across the bridge at about 12.15am from Saltash to Plymouth when she saw a man standing in the middle of the bridge.

As she drove past and looked in her mirror, she saw that there was no one there.

She alerted the emergency services to the fact that the man may have fell from the bridge.

Police went to the bridge and viewed its CCTV images which appeared to show a man falling from the bridge.

A search was launched that saw lifeboats, coastguard launches, MoD vessels, police, a police helicopter and a helicopter from RAF Chivenor.

Police and coastguards located the body on mud flats near the China Fleet Country Club, Saltash, at around midday.

Police said Mr Grail's family have been informed.

The extensive search covered both sides of the Tamar from Torpoint to near Bere Alston upriver.

Julian Grail was my boss for 5 years when i worked for The ham Trelawney Team Social Services.in Plymouth.



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18 April 2008
08:23:42 o'clock BST
Feeling Chillin'
Hearing gigli

space between the ears


I MUST SAY

I must tell you what I know of space

My brothers in science are looking there for me

They have very little to tell

Except that it is big

 

I must tell you of life down here

Of all that matters to me

Of the distance between us

And our close proximity

 

I must describe how best I see you

With my minds eye first to see

What light does not illuminate

Is not reality

 

Astronomers discovered that

Space is expanding fast

Or so we are led to believe

From some almighty blast

 

It does not matter how

Why should us, this perplex

It’s there for God’s sake

Why can’t we leave it at that?



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09 April 2008
07:50:27 o'clock BST
Feeling Flirtatious
Hearing mantovani

joke


BRITISH DRINKING RULE
 A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice'
 

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'
 

A British girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches her glass. She says, 'In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. God Bless Britain.



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06 April 2008
09:44:59 o'clock BST
Feeling Mischievous
Hearing beatles

for older kids


FULL CIRCLE

My sister and I and Nursey makes three

Our guardian angel watches us, as we run free

With buckets and spades sand and seaweed

And we shall have bread and lovely honey for tea

 

Reading and writing as good children are we

Good little children up to a degree

We play with merry a quip and a tee hee! hee!

And surely we shall have bread and honey for tea

 

Time to come in children, come down from the tree

Put on your pinnies now then we shall see

I shall look in the cupboard the larder and pantry

Then together again we shall sit and have honey for tea.



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05 April 2008
15:39:26 o'clock BST

simple folk


simple folk :

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11:00:25 o'clock BST
Feeling Hopeful
Hearing grieg

simple folk


Allo Ma Deer

 

Allo ma deer

tiz nice to see ee!

tiz like this, tiz all too much I fear

can ee elp us? Cuz I’ll tellee strait

Ah gotta get the tai an ah'm runnin very late

Oi went down town an I lost me purse

An Oi had to walk yer tiz a proper curse

Thing tiz, I’m rightly sure

were very proud tho us be poor

Me old man ,an me, an our little maid

Us’av stuck it through

An us never strayed

Mind e' can be a bugger, my old man

If’’n it tin't one thing, tiz tother

An if i tells ee off, e’ just laffs

But e’ seen me right

Tho e’ don't much like  graft

So, bless you zur! you can help us if you like

An the tais late, but there never mind

Two quid? ooh thank e` zur

I'll pay e` back now don't ee fear

if ee` don't go an spend it

by this time Friday night.

On fish and chips

An a pint of beer.

 

 

Based on a true experience while working as a social worker in Plymouth.


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04 April 2008
17:42:03 o'clock BST
Feeling Angry
Hearing ledzeplane

useless apologies


I have deleted my welcome BLOG because some people were shocked and I did not mean to cause offence to those that I love

It was supposed to be a funny entry for my writing club homework folks.

 



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08:49:20 o'clock BST
Feeling Sad
Hearing none

Zia Iolanda Fusciardi


Iolanda Fusciardi:

Aunty Iolanda universally known as ZIA was the second child born into a family of ten, 5 girls and 5 boys.  The Fusciardi family were a respected family and she was very strictly brought up in a very religious household ruled over by her grandmother Porzia Forte.  Nonna porzia herself had 12 children, 5 of these entered the church.  4 became Benedictines, 1 a Carmelite and 1 girl became a Nun rising to the post of Mother General of her order.  Zia showed an interest in nursing from an early age.  She never went to college but soon became highly skilled in administering injections and caring for the sick.  She picked up the local traditions of natural remedies from her uncle Padre Eugenio who worked in the Pharmacy of the monastery of Casalmare.  Dominic remembers how he and his friends were afflicted with abscesses.  Zia cured his friends with poultices but he had his expertly lanced: it was very painful but it worked.  Zia chose to become a shepherdess and did her job with great skill and expertise.  She was also very courageous because wolves used to wait for the flocks to be driven up into the mountain pastures.  During the war an allied plane crashed in the mountains and zia and one of her sisters gave help to the two surviving airmen.  The airmen gave zia a letter describing what they had done and told them to give it to the allies as soon as they arrived.  As soon as the Germans had left they used the letter and were given work at the allied GHQ in Caserta.  In the late 1950’s members of the family began to emigrate and zia was left to run the farm on her own.  In the 1980’s she had breast cancer but continued to work.  In the early 90’s she had problems with her heart.  When she could no longer farm she was lovingly cared for by her niece Antonietta.  In 1996 she came to England to be cared for at Mardon House.  She immediately decided that  medicines were not good for her and refused any further treatments.  Zia could be naughty and wilful at times but despite this she was lovingly cared for by the staff at Mardon House, some of whom continued to visit her long after they had retired.

On reaching the age of 105 last year the municipal council of Casalattico bestowed upon her the title of “Honorary Grandmother” of the town of her birth, and this was not only because of her age but also in recognition for the services she had rendered to her community.

So goodbye Zia, Nurse and shepherdess.  May the Lamb have mercy on you and his Angels lead you into paradise.



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30 March 2008
09:21:35 o'clock BST
Feeling Chillin'
Hearing dies ire dies illae

madness


Bad Feelings

 

Stroke the cat’s sleek black coat and hear him purr

Handle the heavy truncheon and feel the brute power

Finger the bride’s soft white satin glove

Pat the sticky dough and add some flour

Bow to the altar with impatient ire

Contact the banker with an irresistible offer

Affecting the outcome by telling lies to the liar

Lay a hand on the bible and swear your perjury

Converge on the drunk and add some choice kicks

Handle the heavy truncheon until they feel no more injury

Trace your devious history since the day of your birth

Touch down the chamber pot full of early morning piss

Get in with strangers and take their lives with mirth

Lose touch with your childhood as you kill all that was missed

Touch off the scenarios that bring chaos and death

Stroking the cats sleek black coat feel him hard and inert

Finger the bride with her white satin glove

Never forgiven the easily arranged casually aborted birth



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