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I told you. Machines do not like me. Did YOUR blogger template malfunction on your ass and go all pixellated?? Well?? I bet it didn't. This is why I resisted going across to The Dark Side for so long. I KNEW it would happen! AOL is so much easier with its fill the blank space link things and drop down menus. Shame on you Blogger People for not making it more user friendly! I am not a stupid person; I'm an educated woman, in fact. Yet as soon as I open that bloody template with its > and < all over the joint I'm reduced to infantile tantrums and swearing of such ferocity that I'd scare Jethro. It boils down to this: I have better frigging things to do!!
Now, I could give myself some kind of deadline for learning or have lessons or something, but I've decided to try a new, more effective tack. After all, there are so many non-techies using the internet now, it's my duty! So:
Blogger has one month to come over to my way of thinking and make the templates easier to manage or this cute bunny gets it.
I'm serious.
In other news, Lilirose's transformation from baby to hybrid-kitten-thing is almost complete - she tried drinking out of the cat's water bowl this morning. Plus, this is one of the dates some historians believe Jesus really was born. And it's also Kevin Costner's birthday. Work that one out.
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GD, I told you, his job is SECRET. But - oh shit, the spooks are at the door--
*getting taken away* -
"Comes to something tho when the MoD software engineer bro-in-law doesn't understand Blogger..."
Should we be worried about military missile guidance systems? ;-) -
GD - I told you, I'm a non-technical tit! Comes to something tho when the MoD software engineer bro-in-law doesn't understand Blogger either, so I'm sticking with killing the rabbit, might get me more results!
Chris - thanks, you little starlet. -
Hi Lucy,
I've waved my software engineering magic wand and sent you an email.
Cheers
Chris (ukscriptwriter)
20/01/07 00:25
If you want to add a side bar with your favorite links, I use Blogroll, just Google it. If you feel uneasy about playing with this stuff, have your SAS bro-in-law do it. You don't need to get fancy, your blog is valuable in the Scribosphere and all we need is your WORDS.
Just think about one of those scripts you get with pictures inserted throughout, or the ones with the fancy covers, or the ones in a font other than Courier 12...Feel like dumping them right off, don't you? Well, your blog should be that way too for us die-hard, uncomplicated screenwriter/producer/filmmak