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13 May 2008
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Feeling Quiet
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13:02:00 o'clock BST
Feeling Quiet
"ALL FALL DOWN"
WELL HERE I AM AGAIN FOLKS I CARN'T BELIEVE I'M BACK.
MOTHERHEN THE TRADESMAN YOU KNOW THE ONE CALLED JACK.
NO PICTURES OR NO RHYME FOR YOU ABOUT MY LITTLE BREAK.
YOU SEE I FELL LIKE JILLS MATE JACK 
OH! FOR GOODNESS SAKE
OH! FOR GOODNESS SAKEI SET OFF VERY EARLY THAT LOVELY SUNNY MORN.
AS USUAL MOTHERHEN WAS UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.
STRUTTING ALONG DOWN THE ROAD THE BIRDS WERE ALL I HEARD.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WHOOSH..... I ENDED UP IN THE BLUMMING CURB.
MY SKIRT WAS FLYING ABOVE MY HEAD SHOWING EVERYTHING I HAD.
WHEN A LADY CAME RUNNING OVER TO ME AND WASN'T I SO GLAD.
MY KNEES ALL GRAZED AND BLEEDING MY ELBOW TOO ALL CUT
AT THESE TIMES CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR FACE YOU PUT.
TALK ABOUT FEELING KNOCKED UP I WAS FULL OF PAINS.
I THINK I BEST GO OUT AND BUY MYSELF SOME BABY REIGNS. (HE-HE).
THEN DAUGHTER SHE CAN TAKE ME SOME WALKIES WHENEVER I .
HAVE TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE TO GET THERE SAFE AND DRY.
WELL WHAT A TA DO I HAD TO TURN AROUND AND GO BACK HOME.
WITH A KNEECAP SWOLLEN UP SO BAD LIKE A VERY LARGE DOME.
CUTTING IT SHORT IV'E RESTED THE WHOLE OF ALL THIS WEEK.
NO BIKINI IN THE SUNSHINE BROWNING MY BUM CHEEKS. (HE-HE)
I DID GET ONE OF THEM BLACK THOUGH OH! WHAT A MESS MY FRIENDS.
AFTER ENDING UP IN THE GUTTER THAT DAY MY STORY IT DON'T END.
COS SATURDAY EVENING MOTHERHEN WENT ALONG TO BED .
FROM THE HOT SUMMER SUN TO REST MY REAL BAD HEAD
I MUST HAVE BEEN SO TIRED OUT WHILST I WAS SO HARD ON.
THE NEXT THING I KNEW MOTHEREHEN WAS LYING THERE UPON.
THE FLOOR YES ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS I'D ROLLED OUT OF BED.
BANG BANG THE FLOOR SHOOK LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE ME LAID THERE FOR DEAD. (HE-HE)
YET STILL MOTHERHEN WAS ROCKING AND LAUGHING OUT SO LOUD
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.SAYING TO MYSELF I'M NOT QUITE READY FOR A FRILLY SHROUD.
SO I PICKED MYSELF UP ONE MORE TIME AND HAD A LITTLE CURSE
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.I BEST NOT PUT HERE WHAT I SAID THOUGH IN MY JOURNAL VERSE .
WELL NEXT DAY WHEN ASKED MY NEIGHBOUR BETTY IF OR NOT HAD SHE .
HEARD THE LOUD BANG WITH A FROWN SHE LOOKED UP AT ME.
OH! KATH SHE SAID YES I DID IT WOKE ME AND I GOT UP.
RUSHING DOWSTAIRS QUICKLY TO TAKE A CURIOUS LOOK.
MY THOUGHTS WERE WITH THE GAS BOILER HAD IT BLOWN IT'S TOP.
WASN'T I GLAD WHEN ALL WAS OK AND THAT IT HAD NOT.
ARE YOU OK NOW KATH ! SHE ASKED ME WITH A SILLY GRIN.
I REPLIED YES BETTY AND I'D NOT EVEN HAD A BIT OF GIN (HE-HE).
BETTY THEN SAID I MEANT TO TELL YOU JUST THE OTHER DAY.
YOU KEEP CALLING ME BETTY LOVE AND IT'S BESSIE BY THE WAY . ( HE-HE).
WHOOPS... I AM SO SORRY BESSIE NEVER MIND LAUGHING KATH.
SHE REPLIED AGAIN YOU'VE TOLD ME YOUR DEAF HALF BLIND AND DAFT. (HE-HE).
SO I HAVN'T BEEN ONLINE MUCH LAST WEEK AND THIS OF LATE.
I DECIDED TO RELAX INSTEAD AND NOW I'M FEELING GREAT
SO BACK TO IT ALL NOW ONCE AGAIN POSTING RHYMES ONLINE.
THE GARDEN IS ALL TIDIED AND OTHER JOBS GOING FINE.
BUT BEWARE I'M GOING OUT NOW FOR PAINT TO TRY AND DECORATE .
THE BATHROOM WITH A HINT OF A PINK SO MUST HURRY OR I'LL BE LATE.
I'LL BE STARTING BACK THIS EVENING TRYING TO VISIT YOU ALL.
THATS IF I LAND SAFELY HOME AND DON'T HAVE ANOTHER FALL .
I MIGHT JUST LOOK OUT FOR A NICE FASHIONABLE WALKING STICK.
MAYBE THAT WILL HELP ME WHO KNOWS AND DO THE TRICK.
I CANNOT BELIEVE NOWADAYS WHAT I AM GETTING LIKE.
AND TO THINK I WAS CONTEMPLATING BUYING A NEW BIKE. (HE-HE).
TO RIDE ONTO "THE NEW GREENWAY" CYCLE TRACK WE HAVE HERE.
THIS SUMMER FOR SOME EXCERSIZE BUT NOT NOW OH! NO - NO FEAR. (HE-HE).
THAT MONEY'S NOW GONE ON INSURANCE FOR THIS SILLY CHUCK.
TO COVER ME FOR MY ACCIDENTS LETS HOPE NOT WITH SOME LUCK.
I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT ME LATELY DOING THE DOUBLE .
SO I'M HOPING WHILST IN TOWN TODAY NO HAT TRICK OR IT'S TROUBLE.
I DON'T FANCY COMING HOME SOMEHOW LOOKING A SHADE OF PINK.
FROM A PAINT TIN FLYING HIGH TRYING TO MAKE ALL THE GUYS WINK..(HE-HE)
SO PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR ME MY FRIENDS THAT EVERYTHING GOES FINE.
LOVE YOU ALL AND IV'E MISSED YOU FROM KATH AND 
"MY SIMPLE RHYMES". BYEEEEEEEEE
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Sorry you had a fall. I feel for you hope you are feeling better now. Love Conniex
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The photo's of your grandchildren are wonderful. mark
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I feel for your fall as I worry about myself having an accident. I hope you were not hurt too bad and will heal up quickly. Thank you for your sentiment's over my neighbor Paul's passing on April 5. His trailer is now gone and just an empty lot is there, with some cleaning the person that is doing the scraping, has yet to do. His trailer was infested with mice everywhere, with an overwhelming smell, which you cannot imagine anyone living in. It was how he lived, and he left a paper tablet saying his intention to go to a Christian Living Home in the upcoming month's, and that he wanted me to drive him there. He did live to be 85 year's old which is a good life though. It is nice to have so many people say such kind words about my friendship with him. It has been raining here so much and today finally it is sunshining. I will be going to buy a front door on sale with seperate pane's of glass (insulated) today with my little truck. Take care Kath, and I will keep you in my thought's. mark
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