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13 May 2008
13:02:59 o'clock BST
Feeling Quiet
"ALL FALL DOWN"
WELL HERE I AM AGAIN FOLKS I CARN'T BELIEVE I'M BACK.
MOTHERHEN THE TRADESMAN YOU KNOW THE ONE CALLED JACK.
NO PICTURES OR NO RHYME FOR YOU ABOUT MY LITTLE BREAK.
YOU SEE I FELL LIKE JILLS MATE JACK  OH! FOR GOODNESS SAKE
I SET OFF VERY EARLY THAT LOVELY SUNNY MORN.
AS USUAL MOTHERHEN WAS UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN.
STRUTTING ALONG DOWN THE ROAD THE BIRDS WERE ALL I HEARD.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WHOOSH..... I ENDED UP IN THE BLUMMING CURB.
MY SKIRT WAS FLYING ABOVE MY HEAD SHOWING EVERYTHING I HAD.
WHEN A LADY CAME RUNNING OVER TO ME AND WASN'T I SO GLAD.
MY KNEES ALL GRAZED AND BLEEDING MY ELBOW TOO ALL CUT
AT THESE TIMES CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR FACE YOU PUT.
TALK ABOUT FEELING KNOCKED UP I WAS FULL OF PAINS.
I THINK I BEST GO OUT AND BUY MYSELF SOME BABY REIGNS. (HE-HE).
THEN DAUGHTER SHE CAN TAKE ME SOME WALKIES WHENEVER I .
HAVE TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE TO GET THERE SAFE AND DRY.
WELL WHAT A TA DO I HAD TO TURN AROUND AND GO BACK HOME.
WITH A KNEECAP SWOLLEN UP SO BAD LIKE A VERY LARGE DOME.
CUTTING IT SHORT IV'E RESTED THE WHOLE OF ALL THIS WEEK.
NO BIKINI IN THE SUNSHINE BROWNING MY BUM CHEEKS. (HE-HE)
I DID GET ONE OF THEM BLACK THOUGH OH! WHAT A MESS MY FRIENDS.
AFTER ENDING UP IN THE GUTTER THAT DAY MY STORY IT DON'T END.
COS SATURDAY EVENING MOTHERHEN WENT ALONG TO BED .
FROM THE HOT SUMMER SUN TO REST MY REAL BAD HEAD
I MUST HAVE BEEN SO TIRED OUT WHILST I WAS SO HARD ON.
THE NEXT THING I KNEW MOTHEREHEN WAS LYING THERE UPON.
THE FLOOR YES ONCE AGAIN MY FRIENDS I'D ROLLED OUT OF BED.
BANG BANG THE FLOOR SHOOK LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE ME LAID THERE FOR DEAD. (HE-HE)
YET STILL MOTHERHEN WAS ROCKING AND LAUGHING OUT SO LOUD .
SAYING TO MYSELF I'M NOT QUITE READY FOR A FRILLY SHROUD.
SO I PICKED MYSELF UP ONE MORE TIME AND HAD A LITTLE CURSE .
I BEST NOT PUT HERE WHAT I SAID THOUGH IN MY JOURNAL VERSE .
WELL NEXT DAY WHEN ASKED MY NEIGHBOUR BETTY IF OR NOT HAD SHE .
HEARD THE LOUD BANG WITH A FROWN SHE LOOKED UP AT ME.
OH! KATH SHE SAID YES I DID IT WOKE ME AND I GOT UP.
RUSHING DOWSTAIRS QUICKLY TO TAKE A CURIOUS LOOK.
MY THOUGHTS WERE WITH THE GAS BOILER HAD IT BLOWN IT'S TOP.
WASN'T I GLAD WHEN ALL WAS OK AND THAT IT HAD NOT.
ARE YOU OK NOW KATH ! SHE ASKED ME WITH A SILLY GRIN.
I REPLIED YES BETTY AND I'D NOT EVEN HAD A BIT OF GIN (HE-HE).
BETTY THEN SAID I MEANT TO TELL YOU JUST THE OTHER DAY.
YOU KEEP CALLING ME BETTY LOVE AND IT'S BESSIE BY THE WAY . ( HE-HE).
WHOOPS... I AM SO SORRY BESSIE NEVER MIND LAUGHING KATH.
SHE REPLIED AGAIN YOU'VE TOLD ME YOUR DEAF HALF BLIND AND DAFT. (HE-HE).
SO I HAVN'T BEEN ONLINE MUCH LAST WEEK AND THIS OF LATE.
I DECIDED TO RELAX INSTEAD AND NOW I'M FEELING GREAT
SO BACK TO IT ALL NOW ONCE AGAIN POSTING RHYMES ONLINE.
THE GARDEN IS ALL TIDIED AND OTHER JOBS GOING FINE.
BUT BEWARE I'M GOING OUT NOW FOR PAINT TO TRY AND DECORATE .
THE BATHROOM WITH A HINT OF A PINK SO MUST HURRY OR I'LL BE LATE.
I'LL BE STARTING BACK THIS EVENING TRYING TO VISIT YOU ALL.
THATS IF I LAND SAFELY HOME AND DON'T HAVE ANOTHER FALL .
I MIGHT JUST LOOK OUT FOR A NICE FASHIONABLE WALKING STICK.
MAYBE THAT WILL HELP ME WHO KNOWS AND DO THE TRICK.
I CANNOT BELIEVE NOWADAYS WHAT I AM GETTING LIKE.
AND TO THINK I WAS CONTEMPLATING BUYING A NEW BIKE. (HE-HE).
TO RIDE ONTO "THE NEW GREENWAY" CYCLE TRACK WE HAVE HERE.
THIS SUMMER FOR SOME EXCERSIZE BUT NOT NOW OH! NO - NO FEAR. (HE-HE).
THAT MONEY'S NOW GONE ON INSURANCE FOR THIS SILLY CHUCK.
TO COVER ME FOR MY ACCIDENTS LETS HOPE NOT WITH SOME LUCK.
I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT ME LATELY DOING THE DOUBLE .
SO I'M HOPING WHILST IN TOWN TODAY NO HAT TRICK OR IT'S TROUBLE.
I DON'T FANCY COMING HOME SOMEHOW LOOKING A SHADE OF PINK.
FROM A PAINT TIN FLYING HIGH TRYING TO MAKE ALL THE GUYS WINK..(HE-HE)
SO PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR ME MY FRIENDS THAT EVERYTHING GOES FINE.
LOVE YOU ALL AND IV'E MISSED YOU FROM KATH AND  "MY SIMPLE RHYMES". BYEEEEEEEEE
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01 May 2008
23:36:03 o'clock BST
Feeling Happy
" I'M GOING AWAY"
I THOUGHT I WOULD SLOT IN THIS QUICKY FRIENDS TO TELL YOU I'M GOING AWAY.
FRIDAY LUNCHTIME BUT NOT FOR LONG JUST A FEW DAYS TILL TUESDAY.
MY HAMMER AND CHISSEL ARE PACKED AWAY AND MY NAILS AND SCREWS AS WELL.
NO YOU SILLY'S NOT IN MY SUITCASE AND I WON'T BE AROUND A-O-HELL.
MY TROWEL AND TILE CUTTER ALSO ARE HAVING A BREAK LIKE ME.
I BET THEY ARE THINKING THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT HURRY UP I CAN HEAR THEM. HE-HE.
WELL I DON'T GIVE THEM MUCH OF A REST AT ALL I AM IT FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT.
SO AS I SAID I BET THEY ARE GLAD WHEN MOTHERHENS OUT OF THERE SIGHT
I WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO A COMPUTER SO I WILL MISS YOU ALL.
SORRY I WON'T BE ABLE TO COMMENT OR READ YOUR POSTINGS AN'ALL.
NO DOUBT I WILL BE BACK ON TUESDAY TRYING TO CATCH UP AGAIN.
AND BANGING AWAY HOPING I'M NOT DRIVING MY NEW NEIGHBOUR INSANE.
BY THE TIME MOTHERHEN HAS FINISHED I THINK I MIGHT AS WELL.
JUST HAVE ORDERED A FEW TON OF BRICKS AND MORTAR AND BUILT THE HOUSE MYSELF
HE-HE.
THE KITCHEN UNITS ARE BUILT UP NOW AND READY TO GO ON THE WALL.
I DON'T THINK I'LL ATTEMP THAT MYSELF OR OFF THE STEPLADDERS I'LL FALL.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH EPISODES OF THAT IN MY TIME MAY I TELL ALL OF YOU.
I THINK YOU HAVE READ ON MANY OCCASIONS MY BACKSIDES BEEN BLACK AND BLUE. HE-HE.
WELL I'M PRAYING AND HOPING THE SUN WILL SHINE AND FOR A CHANGE GET IT TANNED.
HE-HE... IT MIGHT LOOK BETTER THAN BLUE WHEN I'M LIEING ON THE SAND .
MOTHERHEN HAS PACKED HER BIKINI I DON'T GIVE A HOOT WHAT ONE THINKS.
WHO KNOWS I MIGHT GET SOME WOLF WHISTLES OR A COUPLE OR MORE WINKS.
OH! YES A COUPLE OF WINKS ALRIGHT THESE KIND I'M SURE I'LL GET Zzzzz HE-HE.
A FEW LITTLE NAPS HERE AND THERE I'LL BE GRABBING A RACING CERTAINTY YOU BET !!
AND A FEW LITTLE TIPPLES ALSO OF LEMONADE COS ALL THE GIN IS DONE. HE-HE.
YOU ALL KNOW I AM A GOOD MOTHERHEN AND I KNOW FOR SURE I'LL HAVE FUN .
MISS BE-HAVE MYSELF AT ALL ARE YOU ALL TELLING ME I SHOULDN'T .
NOW LISTEN HERE ALL OF YOU I CERTAINLY KNOW I COULDN'T.
BE NAUGHTY I WON'T I PROMISE I'LL ENJOY THE BREAK WHILE I'VE TIME.
SO I'LL SEE YOU ON TUESDAY WITH PICTURES I HOPE AND ANOTHER OF
"MY SIMPLE RHYMES".
LETS HOPE IT'S TANNED  WHEN I GET BACK HE-HE
BYE BYE TAKE CARE HUGS FROM MOTHERHEN. XXXX
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30 April 2008
07:04:04 o'clock BST
Feeling Quiet
"THE DAY I SHOPPED FOR UNITS"
ANOTHER OF MY SHOPPING TRIPS AND WHAT A SHOPPING TRIP TOO.
WHEN MOTHERHEN WENT FOR KITCHEN UNITS DOUBLE ONES I NEEDED TWO.
I GOT UP ON SATURDAY MORNING AND SET OFF THERE FOR NINE.
THE DOORS THEY WERE JUST OPENING SO I WAS RIGHT ON TIME.
ROUND THE DIY STORE I WALKED UP AND DOWN THE ISLES.
MY TROLLEY IT WAS EMPTY I COULD SEE NOTHING THERE MY STYLE.
THEN I SPOTTED THE WALL UNITS I WAS SEEKING FOR THE KITCHEN TO PUT IN PLACE.
TO MATCH THE BASE ONES IN MY HOME SO A SMILE CAME TO MY FACE.
I HAD LOOKED AROUND FOUR WEEKS NOW TO SEE IF I COULD FIND.
THE SAME ONES AS THE BASE I HAVE OR NEAR ENOUGH THAT KIND.
THE BASE UNITS THEY WERE NEW YOU SEE BUT TWO WALL ONES WERN'T TOO GOOD.
SO I RIPPED THEM OUT VERY QUICKLY KNOWING THAT I WOULD.
REPLACE THEM WITH BRAND NEW ONES I KNEW THAT I COULD GET.
FROM SOMEWHERE BUT FORGOT WHERE I'D SEEN THEM LOOKING ROUND AS YET.
THEN I SPOTTED THEM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND ASKED IF HE WOULD CHECK.
IF THEY HAD SOME OF THE WALL UNITS AS THERE WERE ONLY BASE ON THE DECK.
HE LOOKED ON THERE COMPUTER AND SAID YES WE HAVE A FEW.
BUT THEY NEED TO BE CHECKED OFF THIS MORNING AS THE DELIVERY IS ONLY NEW.
SO I ASKED WHEN COULD I BUY SOME HE SAID IN AN HOUR OR TWO.
I REPLIED I'LL CALL BACK AT T/TIME THEN BUT FIRST I WILL PAY YOU.
HE SAID WHEN YOU RETURN THEY'LL BE ON A TROLLEY JUST OVER THIS WAY.
SO I PAID FOR THE UNITS AND OFF I WENT TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY .
MARKING OUT WHERE THEY WOULD GO WHEN THEY WERE FITTED UP.
SORTING THIS AND THAT OUT AND WASHING ALL OF MY CUPS .
AND OTHER THINGS I HAD UNPACKED TO PLACE INSIDE THEM TOO.
KNOWING WHEN FITTED ON THE WALL A LITTLE MORE SPACE. WHOO-HOO!!
AROUND FLEW THE HANDS ON THE KITCHEN CLOCK AND THE TIME IT SEEMED TO FLY.
IT'S AMAZING WHEN YOUR BUSY HOW QUICKLY IT PASSES YOU BY.
SO OFF I SET EXCITED AND ARRIVED AT THE STORE ONCE MORE.
THE LADY WHO DID THE INVOICE SAW ME COMING THROUGH THE DOOR.
HER FACE TO ME A VERY STEARN LOOK I THOUGHT STRAIGHT AWAY SOMETHINGS WRONG.
WELL TELL ME ABOUT IT I GAVE HER MY INVOICE SHE SAID SORRY WE TOLD YOU WRONG.
WE HAVE ONLY ONE OF THOSE UNITS IN STOCK BUT MORE MAYBE HERE NEXT WEEK.
THE GUY WHO SERVED ME HAD GONE HOME AND NOT RANG ME I THOUGHT WHAT A CHEEK.
SO SHE SENT TWO YOUNG MEN FOR THE UNIT THEY HAD AND I FOLLOWED BUT WENT FOR A HOE.
AS I WAS COMING UP THE KITCHEN ISLE I SAW THE LAD DROP MY BOX SO.
I RAN STRAIGHT TO THE CHECKOUT TOLD THE LADY I'M NOT HAVING THAT.
HE'S JUST DROPPED IT DOWN FROM THE RACK UP ON HIGH AND YOUR NOT ROBBING THIS LAUGHING KATH.
I HAVE JUST SEEN HIM DROP IT AND HISMATE WAS LAUGHING AND I AM MOST ANNOYED.
THE UNIT MIGHT BE BROKEN INSIDE WHAT WALLY'S THEY ARE YOUV'E EMPLOYED.
SHOULDN'T THEY BE USING A FORK LIFT TRUCK OR SOMETHING TO LIFT THESE DOWN.
I TOLD HER AND ON MY FACE A STEARN LOOK AND A VERY NASTY FROWN. HE-HE.
SHE LOOKED AT THE LADS AND THEY LOOKED AT ME SO I POINTED TO THE BOX.
LOOK IT'S ALL BULGED AND TORN ON THE CORNER WOULDN'T YOU IF YOU'D HAD THAT KNOCK.
SO SHE LOOKED AT THE BOX INSIDE THE TEAR SAID YES I CAN SEE THE DOORS CHIPPED.
WELL ONE LAD STEAMS OFF AND HE WAS GIVING HER A LOAD OF HASSLE AND LIP.
WHAT ARE SOME OF THESE YOUNG ONES LIKE THEY DO NOT SEEM TO WANT WORK.
ALL THEY DO IS MESS ABOUT THEY WERE A COUPLE OF JERKS.
I HAD TO LAUGH AT HIM CHUNTERING BUT THOUGHT TO MYSELF WELL I NEVER.
I HAD WAITED ALL DAY AND BY NOW MOTHEHEN WAS AT THE END OF HER TETHER.
EVENTUALLY ANOTHER GUY HE CAME BY AND SAID I'LL LOOK ON THE TOP SHELF.
OH! NO I THOUGHT NOT ANOTHER DROPPED BOX I WAS SAYING TO MYSELF. HE-HE.
WELL FINALLY THE GUY HE DID BRING ME ONE AND HE WAS POLITE AND NICE .
I'LL ORDER SOME MORE AND IF DELIVERY IS LATE YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR HALF PRICE.
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN OFFER YOU AS COMPENSATION SEEING AS YOUV'E HAD TO COME TWICE.
WHOO- HOO I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF WHAT A LOVELY SUPRIZE.
THEY'LL BE WITH YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS AND WE'LL DELIVER THEM DOWN YOUR WAY.
IF THERE NOT HERE ON TIME OR UNDELIVERED RING ME STRAIGHT UP OK!!
THE DELIVERY MAN WILL CHECK THEM WITH YOU SO YOU CAN LOOK AND MAKE SURE.
EVERYTHING IS IN PERFECT CONDITION DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR.
WELL YOU CARN'T BE NO FAIRER THAN THAT I SAID SO SHAKE HANDS WITH ME IT'S A DEAL.
BEFORE I GO THOUGH PLEASE NOTE ON THE INVOICE HALF PRICE WITH A GENUINE SEAL HE-HE.
HE LOOKED AT ME AS THOUGH I'D GONE MAD I SAID WELL I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW.
KNOWONE ROBS MOTHERHEN AT ANYTIME WHEN SIGNED AND SEALED I WILL GO.
HE-HE
SO OFF I WENT FROM THE STORE MY FRIENDS I KNOW I NOW HAD TO WAIT.
BUT I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER AND THESE UNITS ARE VERY MUCH OUT OF DATE. HE-HE.
YOU CANNOT GET THEM TODAY IN MANY STORES FOR ALL THE NEW DESIGNS.
THEY'LL DO FOR MOTHERHEN AND THE THING IS THERE NEW AND I LIKE THE CLEAN LOOKING LINE.
THEY HOLD THE SAME AS THE NEW STYLES DO AND I'M NOT FUSSY IN MY OLD AGE.
ABOUT ALL THE NEW DESIGNS OF THINGS AND EVERYTHING ESLE THATS THE RAGE.
I MAY CHANGE THE KITCHEN LATER WHEN I HAVE SETTLED IN MORE.
BUT MOTHERHEN DIDN'T WANT NEW UNITS WITH A BROKEN DOOR. HE-HE.
I HAVE SOME TILING TO DO YET ALSO AND PUT MY OWN STAMP ON THEM.
I MAY MAKE SOME NICE FRUIT TRANSFERS AGAIN AND ONE OR TWO MOTHERHENS HE-HE.
INSTEAD OF GOING HOME EMPTY HANDED I PICKED UP ONE OR TWO GREEN.
EASY CARE HOUSEPLANTS FOR THE KITCHEN TO REMIND ME THAT SHOPPING I'D BEEN.
THEN MOTHERHEN GOT A CALL MONDAY MORNING BETWEEN TEN AND TWELVE THEY'D BE HERE.
TUESDAY MORNING ON THE DOT THE MANAGER SAID HAVE NO FEAR.
SO I WAITED UNTIL THREE 'O' CLOCK MY FRIENDS NO SIGN OF DELIVERY SO I.
RANG BACK THE MANAGER AND TOLD HIM MY THOUGHTS IN THE GRAPHIC YOU'LL SEE WITH YOUR EYE.
EVENTUALLY I GOT THEM DELIVERED AT FOUR AND NO DAMAGE WAS DONE THIS TIME .
CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE WHOO-HOO AND A TALE FOR " MY SIMPLE RHYMES" .
HE-HE-HE
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28 April 2008
07:12:41 o'clock BST
Feeling Quiet
"MY DAY AT THE DOG SHOW"
I WAS WALKING OUT THE OTHER DAY WHEN I SPOTTED A GREAT BIG SIGN.
IT SAID WHY NOT VISIT THE DOG SHOW YOUR SURE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
THAT WOULD MAKE A NICE CHANGE I THOUGHT SO I SET OFF THERE BY BUS.
ON ENTERING THE GROUNDS THIS LITTLE DOG JUMPED UP AT ME MAKING A FUSS.
OH! HE WAS SUCH A BONNY LITLE THING WHITE AND BROWN WERE HIS MARKS.
FRISKY AND FULL OF ENERGY AS THOUGH HE'D BEEN UP WITH THE LARKS.
I ASKED THE OWNER THE LITTLE DOGS NAME SHE REPLIED OH !! THIS IS KIZZY.
MY NAMES JAN AND I CAN TELL YOU SHE SOMETIMES HAS ME DIZZY.
AS I WALKED ON VERY SLOWLY YET ANOTHER DOG CROSSED MY PATH.
HE WAS SO FRIENDLY AND LOVABLE I SAID HELLO I'M LAUGHING KATH.
YOU ARE A LOVELY BORDER COLLIE I SAID AS HE LOOKED UP AT ME.
HE BARKED MY NAME IS JESS FROM KENT AND MY OWNERS NAME IS MARIE.
I WALKED ON A LITTLE FURTHER AND THERE I SAW BLACK AS NIGHT .
A BEAUTIFUL LABRADOR WITH GLOSSY COAT OH! HE WAS SUCH A SIGHT.
COME HERE JAKE SHOUTED HIS OWNER HER NAME SANDRA I WAS TOLD.
AS A WOOD IN THE DISTANCE WAS DRAWING JAKE SHE HAD TO KEEP VERY TIGHT HOLD.
A LITTLE FURTHER ROUND THE ENCLOSURE I CAME UPON TWO WHO LOOKED SMART.
I WASN'T SURE WHAT BREED THESE TWO WERE BUT THE PAIR OF THEM TOUCHED MY HEART.
I CHATTED TO THERE OWNER NAMED ALLY SHE ANNOUNCED THIS IS BARNEY AND NIN.
IV'E COME WITH MY DAUGHTER LET ME INTRODUCE YOU MY DAUGHTERS NAME IS LYN.
THE DAY WAS SUNNY AND BRIGHT NOT A CLOUD AND ALL THE DOGS LOOKED SO PROUD.
THEN AS I CROSSED OVER THE COMPOUND I SAW IN THE DISTANT CROWD.
A LADY CALLED ANGIE (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE MAD WOMAN) WITH HER HUBBY KEITH .
HOLDING THERE LOVELY PET TIGHTLY SALLY HER NAME ON THE LEESH.
WELL THEN CAME A BIT OF FUSSING A PUPPY DOG CAME RUNNING BY.
HE WAS SO CUTE BUT FAR FROM TINY HE REALY CAUGHT MY EYE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUNNING AROUND I SAID IN A PLEASANT TONE.
IT'S HER FIRST TIME HERE HER OWNER SAID I THINK HER NAME WAS JOAN.
THEY CALL HER SASCHA SHE'S ONLY A PUP AND I THOUGHT I WOULD BRING HER ALONG.
BUT SHE'S SLIPPED THE LEAD AND IV'E BEEN CHASING HER ALL ROUND FOR EVER SO LONG.
SHE'S A GERMAN SHEPHERD CROSS BORDER COLLIE AND PROVING A HANDFUL TODAY.
THOUGH WHEN AT HOME SHE'S EVER SO GOOD AND DOESN'T RE-ACT THIS WAY.
WELL I WAS ENJOYING GETTING TO KNOW ALL THESE PETS THEY WERE EVER SO NICE.
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDED ONE STARTED LOOKING UP AT ME WITH GREAT BIG EYES.
I PETTED HIM VERY GENTLY AND HE LOOKED UP AS IF TO SAY.
GIVE ME A TREAT PLEASE IV'E BEEN SO GOOD AND NOT DONE NO MISCHIEF TODAY.
MY NAME IS BOUDREAU I LIVE AT THE MANOR HOUSE WHERE MARIE IS EMPLOYED.
AND I HAVN'T STOLEN ANY FOOD TODAY I HAVE BEEN A REALY GOOD BOY.
THEN I NOTICED A LADY LEAVING THE GROUNDS AND I ASKED HER IF ALL WAS OK!!
WE CHATTED A WHILE AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE BETTER GET ON HER WAY.
MILLIE HAD OTHER THINGS TO ATTEND TO SO HER AND BONNY COULDN'T STAY.
WELL I WANDERED ON AT A STEADY PACE AND SAT MYSELF DOWN ON A BENCH.
WHEN AT LAST THE JUDGES MADE AN APPEARANCE FROM OUT OF A LARGE WHITE TENT.
I HAD ENJOYED EVERY SECTION OF THE SHOW BUT ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHICH IS NAMED.
THE OBEDIANCE TEST FOR EVERY BREED MARVELOUS HOW THEY'D BEEN TAMED.
TO OBEY THERE MASTERS WORD AND COMMAND I LOVED EACH ENTRANT THE SAME.
AND EAGERLY WAITED THE JUDGES DECISION FOR THE WINNER OF THE DAY TO BE NAMED.
EVERYONE SAT THERE EXCITED WAITING FOR TROPHY AND ROSETTE.
TO BE PRESENTED TO THE MOST OUTSTANDING AND MOST OBEDIANT PET.
WELL LOW AND BEHOLD WHAT DO YOU THINK FOLKS THE JUDGES COULDN'T DO THAT.
THEY GAVE THE WINNING TROPHY BELIEVE ME TO SOMEONES SPECIAL CAT. HE-HE.
YES MISCHIEVOUS " MISS WILLOW" SUSIES NIGHTMARE ISN'T SHE JUST AT TIMES.
SUSIE AND " MISS WILLOW" HAD COME AS A SPECTATOR AND "MISS WILLOW" HAD ACTED SUBLIME .
SHE HAD CAUGHT THE JUDGES EYES WITH HER BEAUTY SO AS THEY FOUND HARD TO DECIDE.
WHICH PERFECT DOG TO GIVE THE ROSETTE TO SUSIE STOOD THERE WITH PRIDE.
I HAVE JUST READ THAT WILLOW HASN'T BEEN WELL SO I PRAY EVERYTHING COMES RIGHT.
BUT DON'T BE TOO KIND TO HER SUSIE OR YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN SIGHT. HE-HE.
I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE HEARD OF" MISS WILLOW" FRIENDS AND ALL SHE GETS UP TO AT TIMES.
SO "MISS WILLOW " THE STAR OF THE SHOW TODAY GETS A MENTION IN
"MY SIMPLE RHYMES"
HE-HE !!!
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24 April 2008
07:50:10 o'clock BST
Feeling Quiet
"NOT SO VERY LONG AGO"
NOT VERY LONG AGO AS YOU KNOW THERE WAS AN OLD MOTHERHEN.
WHO DECIDED SHE WANTED TO LOOK AROUND AND FIND HERSELF A NEW PEN.
SHE WASN'T VERY HAPPY LIVING AROUND THE COAST.
SO DECIDED THAT FOR HER LATTER YEARS SHE WANTED TO MAKE THE MOST.
SHE ASKED THE OLD ROOSTER NICELY ARE YOU COMING WITH ME TOO.
HE REPLIED NO SORRY I'LL HAVE TO STAY HERE IV'E LOTS OF WORK HERE TO DO.
WELL VERY DISSAPOINTED SHE WAS MOTHERHEN SHE ANSWERED OK.
IF THATS THE WAY IT IS THEN I'LL GO STRUUT OFF AND MAKE MY OWN WAY.
ROOSTER I KNOW HE WAS OH SO SAD AND GETTING ON IN YEARS .
AND TO MOVE AND TRY FIND WORK AGAIN WAS HIS GREATEST FEAR.
MOTHERHEN SHE SAID ALL HER GOODBYES AND TROTTED OFF ALL ALONE.
LOTS AND LOTS OF MILES SHE TRAVELLED TO FIND HERSELF A NEW LITTLE HOME.
NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS ROUND THE CORNER AND SHE TOO WAS VERY SAD.
AT LEAVING HER OLD ROOSTER FEELING GUILTY AND VERY BAD.
BUT SOMETIMES SHE THOUGHT YOU HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT THESE THINGS.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE WAS PAIN IN HER HEART AND THE OCEAN IT DIDN'T BRING.
HAPPINESS TO OLD MOTHERHEN WHEN SHE LOVED ENGLANDS GREENLAND SO MUCH.
AND ALL HER LITTLE CHICKS AND OFFSPRINGS EACH DAY SHE COULDN'T TOUCH.
WELL SHE FINALLY FOUND A LITTLE NEAT PEN TO CALL HER HOME AGAIN.
THINKING TO HERSELF AND WONDERING IF SHE'D GET RID OF HER PAIN.
NEVER MIND SHE THOUGHT ONE DAY I KNOW ALL WILL TURN OUT WELL.
THEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF HER LIFE SHE WILL HAVE TO TELL.
SO SHE SET ABOUT MAKING THE LITTLE PEN TIDY AND OH SO NEAT.
FOR ALL HER CHICKS AND OFFSPRINGS TO WELCOME AND TO GREET.
SOME OTHER MOTHERHENS JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY.
AFTER SO MANY YEARS ROOSTER HE LET HER GO STRUTTING AND WATCHED HER CRY.
WELL ROOSTER HE DIDN'T LET HER GO STRUTTING AT ALL I HOPE YOU WILL SEE.
HE KEPT CONTACT WITH HER OFTEN YES FROM OVER THERE BY THE SEA.
THEN ONE DAY HE CALLED IN AND OFFERED HIS HELP TO HIS OLD MOTHERHEN.
TO DO SOME HEAVY JOBS FOR HER INSIDE MOTHERHENS PEN.
A LONG LONG WAY HE TRAVELLED BACK AND FORTH HE CAME.
ONE DAY WHEN IT WAS LASHING DOWN WITH HEAVY POURING RAIN.
BUT HE WAS OH SO HAPPY TO BE AROUND MOTHERHEN ONCE MORE.
WHEN SHE OPENED AND WELCOMED HIM INSIDE THROUGH HER HEN PEN DOOR.
MOTHERHEN HAD BEEN SO BUSY SHE'D DONE ALSORTS HE WAS SO SUPRIZED.
HE STOOD AND LOOKED AND CLUCKED OUT LOUD I CARN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.
WHO NEEDS A ROOSTER HE CLUCKED AND CLUCKED WITH MOTHERHEN AROUND.
PLEASED HE WAS TO SEE HER SO HAPPY BACK ON HER HOME GROUND.
"HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS " I KNOW HE SAID TO HER THAT DAY.
I DO UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY MOTHEREHN WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY.
NOTHING CHUCKLED OLD MOTHERHEN I'M PLEASED YOU UNDERSTAND .
BUT IT'S NOT MUCH FUN FOR MOTHERHEN SOMETIMES BEING A ONE MAN BAND.
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT AND ALWAYS WILL ROOSTER YOU ARE SO GOOD.
PLEASE WILL YOU GET CRACKING AND DO SOME JOBS WITH THIS WOOD . HE-HE
SO ROOSTER HE SET OUT HIS TOOLBOX AND WORKED ALL OF THE DAY.
DRILLING THIS AND THAT JUST PERFECT THE MOTHEREHENS DECORATIVE WAY.
CLUCK CLUCK SHE WAS SO DELIGHTED AND GAVE HIM A VERY BIG PECK.
SAYING THANKYOU ROOSTER IF YOU HADN'T DONE IT I'D HAVE RUNG YOUR NECK. HE-HE.
SO EVERYTHINGS COMING ALONG NICELY YES I WOULD SAY PERFECTLY.
NOW MOTHERHEN IS SETTLING IN AND LIVING AWAY FROM THE SEA..
SHE'S GOING TO STRUTT IN THE GARDEN TODAY PULLING AT ALL THE WEEDS.
SOON SHE WILL BE PLANTING AGAIN LIKE HER OLD GARDEN FLOWERS AND SEEDS.
SO FOR YOU WHO HAVE ASKED THIS IS THE STORY OF ROOSTER AND MOTHERHEN.
WHO LEFT HIM BUT STILL LOVED HIM AND NOW THERE BEST FRIENDS AGEN.
WHAT SUITS ONE DON'T SUIT ANOTHER SOMETIMES IN OUR LIFE.
BUT AFTER THIRTY THREE YEARS TOGETHER THROUGH TROUBLE AND THROUGH STRIFE.
BRINGING UP FOUR YOUNG CHICKLETS STANDING SIDE BY SIDE.
NEVER GOING ASTRAY AT ALL UNTIL THIS TICKET TO RIDE.
IT'S HARD TO SAY GOODBYE AT TIMES WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE THIS .
SO THEY MADE IT UP AND CLUCKED TOGETHER SEALING IT WITH A KISS.
ONE DAY I MAY GO OVER TO VISIT THE ROOSTER AGAIN BY THE SEA.
AND WHEN THE ROOSTER IS NOT WORKING HARD HE'LL PROBABLY VISIT ME.
MOTHERHEN LOVES THE LAVERHILLS AT HOME CAN YOU SEE THEM UP ABOVE.
WHERE IN SUMMER SHE WILL STRUTT FOR MILES WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT SHE LOVES.
NOT EVERY MOTHERHEN WILL AGREE WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT I'M SURE.
BUT NEVER WILL OTHER ROOSTERS COME THROUGH OLD MOTHERHENS DOOR.
WE BOTH HAVE TRUST IN ONE ANOTHER VERY VERY MUCH.
ALWAYS HAVE HAD IT'S A PRIORITY WHEN YOUR OUT OF TOUCH.
IV'E LEARNED MANY LESSONS ABOUT ROOSTERS THIS OLD MOTHERHEN.
ONE OF THEM IS KNOWING YOU HAD ONE OF THE BEST OF THEM.
BECAUSE FRIENDS HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST AND I FEEL HE ALWAYS WILL.
STAND BY OLD MOTHERHEN AND KEEP HER HAPPY RIGHT UNTIL.
THE GOOD LORD WANTS MOTHERHEN FOR HIMSELF TO HELP HIM UP ABOVE .
THATS THE ONLY TIME I FEEL THE ROOSTER WILL LOSE HIS ONLY TRUE LOVE .
I KNOW THIS IN MY HEART DEEP DOWN AS I DID WHEN I WENT OFF TO ROAM.
TO COME BACK TO THE GREEN GREEN GRASS WHICH I'LL ALWAYS CALL MY HOME.
SO IF YOU HAVE A ROOSTER FRIENDS WHO IS GOOD IN EVERY WAY.
HE MAY HAVE FAULTS BUT MOTHERHENS DO TOO UNTIL THERE OLD AND GREY.
LOOK AFTER HIM AND TREAT HIM WELL YOU NEVER NEVER KNOW.
WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM IF EVER HE HAD TO GO.
SO TILL NEXT TIME MOTHERHEN WRITES YOU A FEW MORE OF HER LINES.
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND US BOTH AND YOU ENJOY " MY SIMPLE RHYMES "
HE-HE HAVE A LOVELY DAY YOURSELVES GOD BLESS KATH XX
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23 April 2008
07:27:38 o'clock BST
Feeling Happy
"CELEBRATION TIME "
LOOK AT THIS CARTFUL OF GOOD WISHES I RECIEVED IN MY MAIL TODAY
THANKS A MILLION TO YOU KNOW WHO WHAT A LOVELY SUPRIZE MAY I SAY.
I HONESTLY HAD NO IDEA AND HADN'T REALISED AT ALL.
SO I RECKON IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRATIONS I AM GOING TO HAVE A BALL HE-HE.
WHOO- HOO TWO YEARS IN J/LAND I'M NOW GOING TO CELEBRATE.
SO IV'E CUT A LARGE PCE OF SWISS ROLL MY FRIENDS AND POPPED IT ON A PLATE.
ON TOP I HAVE PLACED TWO CANDLES AND I'M RESTING NOW IN MY PLACE .
SAT HERE ON MY LITTLE COMFY SETTEE STUFFING AND FEEDING MY FACE. HE-HE.
WELL IT CALLS FOR A BIT OF RELAXATION AS J/LAND TAKES UP LOTS OF TIME.
WHEN YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE COMMENTING AND MAKE UP THESE SIMPLE RHYMES.
IT'S ALSO AS YOU KNOW FOLKS ST GEORGES DAY TODAY.
WHEN I THINK OF THE DRAGON I HAVE TO SMILE IT REMINDS ME OF BYGONE DAYS.
I USED TO WORK WITH YOUNG ONES AT ONE TIME AND ONE GUY WAS CALLED CARLOS.
I USED TO PRETEND TO HIM EACH DAY THAT MOTHERHEN WAS THE BOSS.
HE WAS NEW TO THE PLACE SO HE DIDN'T KNOW AND HE NEVER GOT NOTHING DONE..
SO I USED TO SHOUT AND TELL HIM I'D SACK HIM JUST FOR A BIT OF FUN.
ALL THE LADS USED TO ROLL WITH LAUGHING AND ONE DAY THEY TOLD LAUGHING KATH.
CARLOS HAD NAMED ME NOT MOTHERHEN BUT THE
DRAGON  JUST FANCY THAT . HE-HE.
WE LATER GOT ON AS BEST OF FRIENDS AND EVERY DAY HAD REAL FUN TIME.
SO HERES TO YOU CARLOS IF EVER YOU FIND J/LAND YES IT'S YOU I NAME IN MY RHYME.
IT'S MANY YEARS SINCE I SAW YOU BUT OH! WHAT FUN WE HAD.
WHEN THE DRAGON WAS BOSS AND WHEN YOU WERE NEW AND ONLY A YOUNG LAD.
Mmmm THAT SWISS ROLL WAS DELICIOUS I THINK ANOTHER PIECE CALLS.
I HOPE WHEN IV'E HAD MY TIPPLE OR TWO I DON'T HAVE ANY SILLY FALLS. HE-HE.
DRUNK AS A SKUNK THEY SAY DON'T THEY ? WELL I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A TRY.
I DON'T THINK ANNIVERSARY'S SHOULD PASS ALL MISERABLE AND DRY. HE-HE.
AS YOU KNOW I AM NOT A DRINKER ONLY AT SPECIAL TIMES.
SO BLOW IT I'M GOING TO ENJOY WHILST I CAN I THINK EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
WHOOPS !!! I'M FEELING QUITE DIZZY THIS BOTTLE IS ALMOST DONE.
STILL NOT TO WORRY IF I HAVN'T GOT MUCH AT LEAST I AM HAVING FUN.
HE-HE I WISH MY ANNIVERSARY WAS EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
I'M LOVING THIS TIPPLE AND NOSH UP AND I'M WARM AS OUTSIDE IT'S RAINY AND BLEAK.
" HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOTHERHEN " CONGRATULAIONS TO YOU.
AND THANKYOU TO ALL FOR STANDING BY ME WHENEVER I HAVE FELT BLUE.
YOUR THE BEST AND I'LL ALWAYS SAY SO NO MATTER HOW LONG I LAST.
GOOD GRIEF THE BOTTLE IS EMPTY THATS GONE DOWN VERY FAST. HE-HE.
THERES ANOTHER FIVE LINED UP HERE LOOK!!! WHERE THIS EMPTY ONE CAME FROM.
I MIGHT EVEN OPEN ANOTHER NOW IT'S GREAT WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN. HE-HE
I SIT WHINNEY THERE ON THE WINERACK FOOT TO GUARD THEM COS WHINNEY HE.
IS HEAVY SO HE STOPS THE WINERACK FROM TOPPLING I HOPE HE DON'T HAVE TO STOP ME. HE-HE.
SO THANKYOU A MILLION FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS.
I'M YELLING OUT LOUD CAN YOU HEAR ME "CHEERS J/LAND CHEERS CHEERS CHEERS "
HE-HE.
YOUR THE BEST DID I HAPPEN TO TELL YOU OH!! WHOOPS !! I'M REPEATING MY LINES.
TAKE CARE GOD BLESS I LOVE YOU ALL MILLIONS FROM KATH AND " MY SIMPLE RHYMES "
BOTTOMS UP  !!!
HE-HE
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