Andy the Bastard

Apparently, the European Court of Human Rights has agreed to hear a plea from a chimp that is hoping to be legally declared a person. I'm not sure how the chimp is supposed to go about making the plea, or how it's wishes to be declared human are known, but you can be sure vast amounts of tax payers money will be wasted on this endeavour.

Personally, I don't know what all the fuss is about. They give human rights to scousers and chavs, so why not chimps?

Since posting this entry, I have received a rather interesting email informing me that a fully grown chimp is strong enough to pull the arms off a human. If this is true, I've got plenty of ideas as to where they should start!

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• #16 Comment from wwfbison 
  28/05/08 17:21 | Permalink

  The chimp pictured looks smarter than most people I work with!  
  Lisa
• #15 Comment from flossiepumpkin 
  27/05/08 23:59 | Permalink

  YOU TELL THEM GOOD, ANDY    GOOD FOR YOU.      ROBERTA
• #14 Comment from shrbrisc 
  27/05/08 13:41 | Permalink

  Thanks for visiting my journal as usually you are interesting to read
  hugs
  Sherry
  http://journals.aol.com/shrbrisc/sherrys-weightloss-journey/
• #13 Comment from jmorancoyle 
  27/05/08 02:40 | Permalink

      I know some full grown adults not half as smart as a chimp with a hangover. Why the hell would a chimp want to be like us?
  Jude
  http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay
• #12 Comment from jimsulliv3 
  26/05/08 18:40 | Permalink

  One of the reasons that I read this journal is the humor. The unexpected gift of of education is a pleasant surprise. After scouring the Internet, I successfully located and learned the meaning of "chav".
  
  We have an over abundance of the like here in the states, as well. It seems like the behavior of same is universal.
  
  Jimmy